On the way to class I passed by a confused-looking male who was besieged by a group of girls. “What’s goin’ on?” he asked.
Girl: We need a boyfriend.
Guy: Wait, what?
Girl: We need a boyfriend, now.
Guy: I don’t understand; I can’t be your boyfriend.
Girl: Why not? You look single.
Guy: Uh, yeah… but there’re so many of you.
Girl: Yeah, so?
The guy happened to look my way for a second, so I could not help winking and giving him a thumbs-up.
Girl: See! This guy agrees.
Guy: Okay, okay, I get it; there’s plenty of me to go ’round.
As hilarity ensued, I found my way into molecular biology class.