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We Need A Boyfriend

by Jiang on May.04, 2009, under Quotable

On the way to class I passed by a confused-looking male who was besieged by a group of girls. “What’s goin’ on?” he asked.

Girl: We need a boyfriend.
Guy: Wait, what?
Girl: We need a boyfriend, now.
Guy: I don’t understand; I can’t be your boyfriend.
Girl: Why not? You look single.
Guy: Uh, yeah… but there’re so many of you.
Girl: Yeah, so?

The guy happened to look my way for a second, so I could not help winking and giving him a thumbs-up.

Girl: See! This guy agrees.
Guy: Okay, okay, I get it; there’s plenty of me to go ’round.

As hilarity ensued, I found my way into molecular biology class.

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3 comments for this entry:
  1. Boris

    Hahahaha. I LOLed. Nice job on the wink and thumbs up. Very appropriate assuming the girls were hot.

  2. Jiang Yio

    Though usually, I’m not the winking type =p

  3. AnantK

    lol
    You should’ve gone in yourself..

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