Okay, I was being sarcastic. But I ran into this today and had a good laugh:
nvidia 7800 wont work
i bought one of these and tried putting in my dell dimension 2350. my friend said that the shiny metal part on the bottom looks like it has lines because you cut at the lines if it doesnt fit. so i carefully cut off the bottom so that it fit into 1 of the slot things in my computer. now it doesnt work. did i cut it wrong? id post pics, but no camera. is there anyway i can fix this? thanks for any help.
ouch…

That made me spit my coffee all over my monitor……awesome!!
Is this serious, he cut off some of his connectors and still expected it to work?!?
I don’t know man… some people are amazing like that
Actually this is a common joke tossed about in tech forums. Some yahoo will post something like this every so often.